Courting Disaster

10 Worst Breakup Lines Ever

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See also: The 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

Whether you're the dumper or the dumpee, there's no denying that it's all downhill from the moment one of you says, "We need to talk."

While I could hardly say that any breakup lines are my favorite, there are definitely 10 that take the cake for being the most terrible. Presenting the breakup line breakdown:

10. "It's not you, it's me."

Holy duh. Fun fact: if you're the one ending it is always you. Always. Even if they're a terrible, unhygienic person who makes sexual advances towards your siblings and thinks maybe Hitler wasn't such a bad guy after all, you're still the one who's not okay with it. (And I don't blame you.)

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