Sadly, Uni is not actually a unicorn. Heartbreaking, we know. But he is still a beautiful, majestic miniature pony, and sometimes his owner puts a fake little horn on him, so that's about as close as we are going to get to seeing an actual unicorn while we scroll through our feed. And it's good enough for us.
8. Colonel Meow
Do you see this cat? Just take one look at this cat and tell us you don't want to be surprised by that amazing face while you're looking through your Instagram feed. Intensely concentrating on things off in the distance and throwing some serious shade is what this cat does best, and we can't get enough.
Oh, Marnie. We don't know if it's those little round eyes, those floppy ears, that tongue that just won't stay in your mouth, or your positive attitude, but whatever it is, it's caused us to fall in love with you. If you hunt a little bit on Marnie's account, you'll fine a photo of Lena Dunham acting like any of us would if we met Marnie with what we think is a joke spoiler for season four of HBO's Girls. We just really hope it's not a joke.