Courting Disaster

50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

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10. He drives either a lifted truck with the optional voluptuous mud flap girl or a souped-up '90s sedan that make you question his financial priorities.

9. He basically wants to be Matthew McConaughey.

8. Porn is in plain view at his place.

7. Every guy he meets is his new best friend.

6. He doesn't smile much in pictures; instead, he uses hand gestures like scissor gang mafia and pointing at people.

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