Courting Disaster

50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

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50. He has thousands of dollars worth of electronics (i.e., a flat-screen TV, Xbox, stereos) but no toilet paper.

49. His degree is most like in business or communications.

48. He loves rap songs about smoking weed.

47. He wears Axe Body Spray. Which is strange because no woman on Earth likes Axe Body Spray.

46. The only magazines he subscribes to are Sports Illustrated and Maxim.

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