40. He saves beer bottles and cans to form some sort of beer can structure or display above the cabinets in the kitchen.
39. His living room lacks any decent seating options. You have your choice between the futon, the bean bag, or the plastic lawn chair.
38. On his walls you can usually find posters of Bob Marley, Scarface, or Boondock Saints.
37. Other than the posters, his walls are plain white, and his mattress is on the ground.
36. Kate Upton is his dream girl.