Courting Disaster

50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

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35. He loves EDM.

34. Coachella is like a religious pilgrimage.

33. He was in a frat.

32. He loves Scarface but can't really explain why.

31. He brags about getting bottle service.

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