Courting Disaster

50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

Page 7 of 10

25. He's fueled by energy drinks.

24. Everything in his life shares the fantasy theme: his football draft, his video games, his ideal woman.

23. He drops numbers, including how much he lifts and how much things cost.

22. Windex and Febreze are his favorite only products for cleaning anything and everything.

21. He doesn't realize fabric softener and laundry detergent are two separate things.

KEEP PHOENIX NEW TIMES FREE... Since we started Phoenix New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Phoenix, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Katie Johnson
Contact: Katie Johnson