Courting Disaster

50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

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20. He owns boat shoes.

19. He sports tribal tattoos.

18.He uses words like "gay" and "retarded" as synonyms for stupid.

17. The three things playing on his TV are ESPN, Family Guy, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

16. You'll find the saying "Keep Calm and Chive On" (or "KCCO") somewhere in his apartment. On a shirt, on a flag, on a beer koozie -- it's there somewhere.

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