Courting Disaster

50 Signs You're Dating a Basic Bro

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15. His only cooking skill is grilling. And "skill" might be pushing it.

14. He lives for burritos.

13. He uses styling gel. Which, sadly, you'll realize only after you've run your hand through his hair.

12. He thinks women can't be funny. But they can be silly. So there's that.

11. He uses hashtags like #brolove and #NOHOMO.

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