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9 Ways The Zombie Apocalypse Will Make Christmas Better

You're constantly on the run from the demonic forces of the undead. You've lost most of the people you care about and survival from this nightmare seems like an impossible dream. But hey, it sure beats the hell out of facing the mall crowds at Christmas time.See just how many...
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You're constantly on the run from the demonic forces of the undead. You've lost most of the people you care about and survival from this nightmare seems like an impossible dream. But hey, it sure beats the hell out of facing the mall crowds at Christmas time.

See just how many ways the zombie apocalypse will improve your Christmas in this slide show. -- Jonathan McNamara

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