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Attention, citizens of Springfield! This is an announcement from Charles Montgomery Burns: You are hereby forbidden to attend Nerd Night: Simpsons Edition at Bragg’s Factory Diner on Saturday, July 26. The first time this trivia event was held last year, there was simply too much joy and frivolity about. Oh,...

By Zach Fowle

July 24, 2014

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Attention, citizens of Springfield! This is an announcement from Charles Montgomery Burns: You are hereby forbidden to attend Nerd Night: Simpsons Edition at Bragg’s Factory Diner on Saturday, July 26. The first time this trivia event was held last year, there was simply too much joy and frivolity about. Oh, how I cringed when I heard the laughter of people answering questions about seasons one through 10 of The Simpsons! How I heaved when I smelled the Lard Lad Donuts and Homer’s Patented Space-Age Out Of This World Moon Waffles served there! So, you are all forbidden to attend – which will allow me to win all the prizes. Excellent.

Nerd Night: Simpson’s Edition begins 8 p.m. Saturday, July 26 at Bragg’s Factory Diner, 1301 Grand Avenue. Call 602-733-8076 or visit www.braggsdiner.com for more information – but if you do, I shall have Smithers release the hounds!

Sat., July 26, 8-10 p.m., 2014

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