Boris Di-Ow

If there was a bottom to this seemingly bottomless pit that is the Phoenix Suns’ 2008-09 season, it fell out on January 23 against the Charlotte Bobcats in a 98-76 loss. The Suns gave up 28 points to Bobcat forward Gerald Wallace, who averages 16. Worse – much worse – was the 26 points and 11 boards they coughed up to Suns cast-off and notoriously unmotivated lazy bones Boris Diaw. Suns dudes: a favor. If you can’t make the playoffs, would you at least put Diaw on his lard ass and take care of the crappy 'Cats at home on Tuesday, February 24?

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Tue., Feb. 24, 7 p.m., 2009
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