DickHats: The Wearable, Chocolate Dickoration that Still Won't Get You Laid

See also: Pejazzling: A New Kind of Bling for Your Balls For those still craving the decorative, dark chocolate fix once provided by the DickHat, there's good news: the accessory's creators write they'll bring them back if they can get 500 Facebook likes.

Yep, that's it. Just 500.

Given the social media approval, the online retailer (called Chocolate Party Hats on Facebook likely due to its Terms & Usage agreement) also promises to unveil a new style to add to their once popular lineup including the Cock of the Walk (Top Hat), the Easy Rider (Cowboy Hat), and the Chocolate Headed Warrior (Viking Helmet).

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Claire Lawton
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