Five Survival Tips for Reading "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Unless you live under a rock -- a huge, crushing, sexless rock -- you've probably read ad nauseam about Fifty Shades of Grey.

You know you want to read it. It's human nature. And you're probably destined to give into to the mix of sex, peer pressure, and voyeuristic curiosity eventually. We admit, it's not the next piece of classic literature, but it is the fastest selling paperback of all time (take that Harry Potter series) and has already sold 31 million copies worldwide.

If you're going to read a kinda-shitty novel at the beach this year, it may as well be the most popular one of all time. Of course, you'll want to indulge without actually having to suffer any judgment.

Let us help with that.

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