4
| Fun |

Happy Thanksgiving: What Are You Doing Here?

^
Keep New Times Free
I Support
  • Local
  • Community
  • Journalism
  • logo

Support the independent voice of Phoenix and help keep the future of New Times free.

No really, we're happy you're here. We're actually eating turkey, tofurkey, or whatever the hell they're calling it ... and we're using a ton of the Thanksgiving tips our foodie sister blog, Chow Bella's been dishing out for the past week.

We thought we'd dish out a surprise of our own for our loyal readers who wanted to see something arts/culture-y today.

Consider the following a few Thanksgiving Day Easter eggs. Happy Thanksgiving (and seriously, stay away from the Turkey cake).

See also: - A Very Chow Bella Thanksgiving: Your Guide to Dining Out, Ordering In, What to Cook, What to Drink -- and More -- on the Year's Biggest Food Day. - Nine Thanksgiving Weekend Parties in Metro Phoenix - 10 Dysfunctional Film Families That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Own

3. The bird that's way cuter than the one on your table:

2. Because it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without MasterBong, who made a turkey lung/bong for the occasion:

1. Turkey Dubstep. Seriously.

Follow Jackalope Ranch on Facebook and Twitter and Pinterest.

Keep Phoenix New Times Free... Since we started Phoenix New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Phoenix, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Phoenix with no paywalls.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.

 

Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Phoenix.

 

Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Phoenix.