Jon Lovitz Headlines "Former SNL Stars" Tour with Tim Meadows and Chris Kattan

Thanks to people who give me Christmas presents, I got to indulge my huge irrational Chris Kattan crush last weekend, admiring his sweet smile, sexy bod, warm brown eyes, and dormant career from a mere 30 feet away.

A true fan knows that Kattan's strongest mainstream film performance (except for Monkeybone, so I hear) was his supporting role in Undercover Brother and his most irresistible Saturday Night Live character was the horny yet prudish husband Jim Zimmerman to Cheri Oteri's horny yet delicate wife Laura.

See also: - Five of My Favorite MTV Comedy Moments - Teen Spleen: Talking smack wreaks high school havoc in Mean Girls - Ape Escape: Monkeybone, like a dream, is best when half-remembered

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Julie has written for the Night & Day events calendar section since 2005. As a student at Arizona State, she received the Glendon and Kathryn Swarthout Creative Writing Award and the Theatre Medallion of Merit.
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