Levi Playing Field

The Arizona Cardinals need your, uh, athletic support, this season. With ex-Pittsburgh Steelers offensive savior Ken Whisenhunt in charge of getting all Mr. Miyagi on the bird butts, the team with high hopes for a decent record debut their home ’07 campaign against the Houston Texans during a preseason tune-up. Sure, the Cards kind of played shitty last season, Edgerrin James couldn't make nice with the offensive line, and Matt "Appleseed" Leinart loves him some Hollywood poontang. But learning from mistakes, crying in the locker room, and paying big money for right tackle Levi Brown is what makes a team. Possibly, a good one.
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