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LOLympics: Dreams of the London 2012 Olympics

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The London 2012 Olympics kick off tonight with an opening ceremony that's guaranteed to be full of some rock hard abs, and kickass athletic costumes.

Our own athlete, who goes by LOL, didn't make any of the teams, but is already training for the next round of time trials and strength tests. He has one piece of advice: "Drink your milk prospective Olympians, and one day maybe you too can be an internationally recognized sports hero."

Check out his dreams and LOLympic plans after the jump ...

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