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LOLympics: Dreams of the London 2012 Olympics

See also: Seven Summer Olympic Sports That, Yes, Really Are Olympic Sports See also: Arizonans are London-bound for the 2012 Olympics See also: 2012 Olympic Fashion: The Good, The Bad, and The Glorious The London 2012 Olympics kick off tonight with an opening ceremony that's guaranteed to be full of...
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See also: Seven Summer Olympic Sports That, Yes, Really Are Olympic Sports See also: Arizonans are London-bound for the 2012 Olympics See also: 2012 Olympic Fashion: The Good, The Bad, and The Glorious

The London 2012 Olympics kick off tonight with an opening ceremony that's guaranteed to be full of some rock hard abs, and kickass athletic costumes.

Our own athlete, who goes by LOL, didn't make any of the teams, but is already training for the next round of time trials and strength tests. He has one piece of advice: "Drink your milk prospective Olympians, and one day maybe you too can be an internationally recognized sports hero."

Check out his dreams and LOLympic plans after the jump ...

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