Love Stinks

You don't like Mondays is no reason to erase Valentine's Day. Doodle pink hearts in your datebook and celebrate Singles' Awareness Day or your happy twosomeness at Kobalt for Stupid Cupid. Presented by the party pumper uppers at Sway Events, don't expect plain doily cutouts. Play amusing games, win a date with a “bottle model,” dish delectable desserts, and slurp themed drinks like chocolate or strawberry martinis. Slow dancing around the u-shaped bar and an outdoor patio make a perfect way to start the week.

New Times cruised by Kobalt and asked Ron the bartender about a promised appearance by Cupid; we wondered if it was going to be just some guy in a diaper. Ron thought about that and huffed, "Well, I hope he's hot." We'll bet Cupid has a six-pack and a big dick.

Mon., Feb. 14, 6-10 p.m., 2011
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Leslie Barton
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