If Jays Cocktail Lounge were a country club, some butch chick wouldve taken the bar to court by now over its weekly Mens Night promotion. But were all grownups here, so let us respectfully request that you lovely ladies leave us alone for one goddamn night a week, kay? Is it so much to ask for the opportunity to talk about tools and butt chests in peace?
Oh, it is?
Uh, okay then, well, well just play a couple free games of pool, then slip out without telling the guys, kay? Tampons? Uh, sure. Well make a pit stop at Walgreens, kay?
kay. kay. Sigh. Luv ya.
Mondays, 7 p.m.-1 a.m., 2008