Marni for H&M: The Good, The Bad, and The Stuff We'll Wrestle You For

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Five Things We Wouldn't Wear If You Paid Us
1. Striped Green Cardigan: We're not really in the mood to look like a fat frog, like, ever. So this one's a definite no.

2. Blue Checkered Swimsuit: Butt ruffles are acceptable on swimsuits... never. Sorry, everyone and babies.

3. Straw Hat: Just. WTF?

4. Black sequined Collar: Q: If your shirt wasn't made with a collar, why (of all things) add to it a floppy, sequined, tie-on one? A: Mystery.

5. Dotted Black Jacket: Vaguely cheerful mortician's jackets aren't on our list of spring must-haves.

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Becky Bartkowski is an award-winning journalist and the arts and music editor at New Times, where she writes about art, fashion, and pop culture.
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