Neck Tattoos: A How-To Approach (We're Looking at You Chris Brown)

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Let's be honest, Chris Brown isn't exactly the king of good decisions. If anything, he's like the O.J. Simpson of Pop in that you're constantly wondering what he'll get away with next.

On the heels of Brown's most recent FAIL (a neck tattoo, which at first glance looks suspiciously like a certain battered ex-girlfriend but upon some clarification from Brown's reps, is actually a half sugar skull woman that Chris stole from a Mac Makeup ad), we've compiled a short (and presumably common sense) list of neck tattoo- what-not-to-do's.

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