Everyone knows that closets are for skeletons, hiding one's true sexual preference, and -- oh, yeah -- clothes. Retro Wednesday encourages you to sport your finest junk-hugging, boob-encasing, cotton-poly blends. What you do about your skeletons and sexuality is none of our damn business.
Karamba features three huge rooms, each with its own bar, packed with all the trannies, straights, and gays yo' mama warned you about (poor mom, she don't know what shes missing). The club's DJ pushes a steamy blend of '80s, '90s, Latin dance, hip-hop, reggaeton, and cumbia, with your gorgeous host, Grecia -- the perfect gender-blend -- offering free admission and a $3 beer bust.
Wednesdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., 2007