Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio can't carry a tune.
Yet America's toughest sheriff sings both the intro and outro to Randy Murray's documentary The Joe Show. Bordering on funny and sickening, he starts the show with a poor take on "My Way," made famous by Frank Sinatra. For the finale, Joe takes a stab at "Fame," the title song from the 1980 musical.
"I'm gonna live forever" has never sounded like such a threat.
These tone-deaf gimmicks illustrate the gist of what's in between: that Arpaio's zest for attention trumps all else.