Remember when you stopped rehashing TV and comic book storylines with your action figures, and instead re-cast them to play out real-life drama? Like that one time your dad (played by Hordak) got drunk and totaled the minivan (a great stand-in by Ecto-1) then tried to hide it from your mom (the Baroness).
John Edwards (not that one) is the proprietor of the geek haven at Desert Ridge - and with 10,000 different vinyl and plastic totems of your youth - has the perfect stage to re-enact this year's biggest battle.
Edwards (an avowed Republican) casts five collectibles as his vision of the GOP candidates after the jump ...
5. Ron Paul as Green Arrow