Purple as a Yuma Sunset: 10 Examples of Literary Flourishes in the Incredibly Overwritten Thomas Disbarment Ruling

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7) [A casual rumor passed along from a former attorney general] "likely started the bonfire of disharmony within Mr. Thomas with which he sought to burn Mr. [Tom] Irvine."

6) "A gaping void was opened in the life of the people of Maricopa County where any citizen's rights could be burned as part of the maintenance of this fake conspiracy."

5) "The worst was done. The ride was in flames. Yet, Thomas and Aubuchon still couldn't see for all the smoke."

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