Quit Sucking Around

The Arizona Diamondbacks are great! They suck! They’re great! They suck again! That’s the way it has been for the schizophrenic club and its consistent pattern of win streaks that are quickly erased by a string of goose eggs. The D-Backs will strive for greatness, not sucky-ness, when they open a four-game series against the Florida Marlins.
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Steve Jansen
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