Attention, fellas. If you want to know your lady aint a ho, get her naked and check for tan lines. If shes got em, thats a good sign. It means shes not afraid to show a little flesh but has the smarts to protect her junk. No tan lines? Shes either a stripper or a girl whos comfy with smushing her poon on a tanning bed. Eek.
If all this talk of sexy skin has you turned on, head to Myst for Tan Lines Optional. The swimwear fashion runway show is hosted by Dallas minx Misty Dawn, a Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week back in 04. (The calendar model told the rag at the time: I believe I fit the description of the girl-next-door; thats true, if the domicile next door has a big red light on it.)
The party also features beats by DJs XXXclusive and MCB.
Wed., May 14, 11 p.m., 2008