Rebecca Harrington at reputable Arcadia 'hood hole-in-the-wall sports dive, JT's Bar & Grill, has the goods to fix a rather specific problem that may, or may not, be associated with your football game woes. 

Sports-loving weirdo or not, this little number is known to turn your frown -- er, something -- in the upright direction.

Name: Boner Prescription

Ingredients: Tuaca Vanilla Citrus Liqueur and pineapple juice

Flavor: A surge of masculine fruit flavors with a very BIG bite.

Cost: $6