I knew I wanted to be in show business when I saw Michael Douglas make it really cool to be a cop on The Streets of San Francisco.
The worst thing about being an actor is starving.
The happiest day in my life was when I won my first Oscar . . . Oh, wait! That hasn't happened yet.
If I could be anyone other than myself, it would be Steven Spielberg's favorite son.
Its not entirely true, but I sometimes tell people that I use Mop & Glo on my cranium.
My worst audition ever was when I was 7, and my mom had me read for the lead in her favorite musical, Annie, wearing a little red wig. I was their second choice.
The fictional character I am most like is Jaws.
I am utterly terrified of waking up in 12th-grade calculus class and discovering that this has all been a dream.
I laugh uncontrollably at Will Ferrell movies.
Something I have never admitted to anyone before is I invented the solar-powered night light.
Currently, I am reading The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice.
The first time I got drunk, I passed out and woke up with my eyebrows shaved off and my mouth full of kitty litter.
Like my mother used to say, "You can do it."