Stephen Strasburg

The Arizona Diamondbacks are hosting the Washington Nationals (oh, is Stephen Strasburg pitching?) for a four-game series starting Monday, August 2, (Strasburg on the hill?) and though both teams have struggled mightily this season (Strasburg!?!?!), these games should be family friendly (shut your stupid piehole and tell us if Strasburg is pitching) and entertaining since baseball is (you suck) America’s pastime and all.

To find out details, like whether this pretty good righty named Stephen Strasburg is scheduled to go for the Nats, see

Mon., Aug. 2, 6:40 p.m.; Tue., Aug. 3, 6:40 p.m.; Wed., Aug. 4, 6:40 p.m.; Thu., Aug. 5, 6:40 p.m., 2010
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