Comedy

The Five Hottest FILFs

Father's Day is Sunday, and because we at Jackalope Ranch can think of nothing sexier than a man willing to change a diaper, see the Wiggles, and sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider," we've compiled a list of our five favorite FILFs; fathers we'd like to... y'know.

The Rocker: Josh Homme Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme has all the makings of a rocker FILF: sexy serenading vocals, multi-instrumental skills, and of course kids, Camille and Orrin (bonus points for giving his offspring names that are hip without being totally hipster).

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