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Here are our top picks for things to do this weekend.
5. Kooza @ University of Phoenix Stadium Clowns and acrobats collide during David Shiner's Cirque du Soleil production of Kooza, the story of a loner's encounters with the outside world through (totally normal) obstacles like a wheel of death and mesmerizingly flexible people.
The bendy bonanza premières at University of Phoenix Stadium on Friday at 8 p.m. Performances continue through July 15. Adult tickets are $35 to $130.