Pool parties are all about eye candy, cocktails and pumping beats, and this Saturday night's soiree at the trendy Mexican beach bar will be no exception. Beyond the bikinis and the bass-thumping beats of DJs Marija and Stryker, this bash has something no other poolside party offers: 15 swimsuit models armed with super soakers, and free water guns for guests so that they get in on the wet n' wild action. The party starts at noon and admission is free; stick around until 4 p.m. to peep more super-tight, slicked-up bodies in a Triangles swimwear fashion show.

Call of Duty: Black Ops @ WestWorld Paintball
The seventh installment of the first-person shooter game nails the competition, but nothing beats getting up close and personal with a real-life target. Check out the live action paintball version at the crack of doom (6 a.m.) this Saturday, July 23, when two teams battle in such  scenarios as classic Capture the Flag and Deathmatch, where the team that racks up the most kills wins. Sure, there are no Dragon's Breath rounds or suped-up crossbows, but earlier games in the monthly series have attracted up to 200 players firing off some 150,000+ rounds, making this sound like a much better way to blow off steam than sitting in front of the XBox exercising nothing but your trigger finger. Entry is $20, or $30 with gear rental.