Top 5 Things to Do This Weekend

Get off the couch. Get outta the house. Here are our top picks for things to do this weekend.

Douchebag Party @ Smashboxx Fear not the douchiness within. Embrace your inner fake tan, hair spikes, popped collar, and roid arms. Young d-bag, repeat after us: "If you're looking for douches, they're on aisle me." (Okay, we totally stole that from Parks and Rec. Whatev.) Got it? Good. Now you're ready for the third annual Douchebag Party at Smashboxx in (duh) Scottsdale. Admission is $40. The douchebaggery starts at 7 p.m. will spill over to neighboring club Dollhouse.

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Becky Bartkowski is an award-winning journalist and the arts and music editor at New Times, where she writes about art, fashion, and pop culture.
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