Each week, Jackalope Ranch brings you a free event, workshop, or you-name-it happening in Phoenix. Because sometimes the best things in life really are free. This week's freebie: Naughty Night at the North Pole
This Thursday, Fascinations is encouraging you to get on Santa's naughty list with its Naughty Night at the North Pole holiday event happening from 7 to 9 p.m. at the Tempe flagship store.
This free holiday get-together will feature door prizes, store discounts, toe readings, and pole dancing lessons.
For an extra $5 you can get your photo taken with hot Santa (like real Santa but with less clothes and better abs) and feel good knowing that the money will benefit Packages from Home, a local non-profit that sends care packages to troops overseas.
It's a great cause and totally cancels out any shame you feel for purchasing Christmas Present Pasties and a candy cane vibrator.
For more information or to RSVP, visit Fascinations online.
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