In Chow Bella's new comic, Wait or Die, we tell the stories of waiters and waitstaff from restaurants around the Valley. Submit your stories here: waitordie@newtimes.com -- and be sure to let us know if you wish to remain anonymous...

In Chow Bella's new comic, Wait or Die, we tell the stories of waiters and waitstaff from restaurants around the Valley. Submit your stories here: waitordie@newtimes.com -- and be sure to let us know if you wish to remain anonymous...

In Chow Bella's new comic, Wait or Die, we tell the stories of waiters and waitstaff from restaurants around the Valley. Submit your stories here: waitordie@newtimes.com -- and be sure to let us know if you wish to remain anonymous...

In Chow Bella's new comic, Wait or Die, we tell the stories of waiters and waitstaff from restaurants around the Valley. Submit your stories here: waitordie@newtimes.com -- and be sure to let us know if you wish to remain anonymous...

In Chow Bella's new comic, Wait or Die, we tell the stories of waiters and waitstaff from restaurants around the Valley. Submit your stories here: waitordie@newtimes.com -- and be sure to let us know if you wish to remain anonymous...

Once again this year, Chow Bella writers are gnawing on the holidays -- in the form of stories of Christmas and food. Hope you have some Alka-Seltzer handy. Enjoy...