Gustavo Arellano


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  • 5 years ago

    Do your countrymen still worship the rock band Santana? Or are they looked on as, like the Who in England and Crosby Stills and Nash in America, old relics from the good ol' Woodstock days?

  • 5 years ago

    From what I've seen and heard, Mexicans are very family-oriented. They take the names of their mothers and fathers, live with extended family, take carpooling to the nth degree, and tattoo the names of their children across th...

  • 5 years ago

    Why do white people love Marco Rubio and cry at his speeches? Rubio was in my town selling his vision for America mierda to his gabacho constituency, and they drank it up like Tía's fresh jamaica. They laughed, they cried, they wondered why...

  • 5 years ago

    My most beloved niece married a boy of Mexican extraction. I am very fond of him, but he and his family hold us all at arm's length. It's very difficult to get close and has made me back off. My niece has told me that his mother "doesn't like whit...

  • 5 years ago | News

    I work with mostly young, progressive, educated white folks at an institution of higher education in Southern California. The other day, I mentioned buying a shirt that reads "Illegal immigration started in 1492." We had a good laugh and my co-wor...

  • 5 years ago | News

    Why do Mexicans make up such glaringly obvious lies? Like this galán who had his sister call me and said it was really him, with a cold. Or my friend who pretends to be traveling around the world but is really sending e-mails from his mothe...

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