From Mesa to Glendale.

"There’s one thing that you will not find in my gene pool. A musician."

Those concrete planters tho.

Could be worse.

A guide to going off-script.

Look, I’m not here to brag. I’m really not. I’m actually a very humble person. In fact, I was fine foregoing the ostentatious — and dare I say, archaic — expense of a wedding. For me, a simple courthouse ceremony would have been enough because I d...