Then we saw the governor on television, post-cut.
Wow, great job! Can we get the name of the surgeon? As one observer remarked, "Yeah, Governor Hull got an eye job -- all over her face."
Okay, so she really got a face lift; don't all politicians lie? Who cares, she looks fabulous! Who would have guessed that Jane Hull was a slave to the mirror?
Now if you'd just pay as much attention to the state of the state as you did to the state of your sags, Guv.