If the producers of the Marvel Cinematic Universe ever recast the role of Thor, they oughta give pro wrestler Alexander Hammerstone a call. The blond beefcake and Glendale resident has the rugged good looks to play the Asgardian superhero, not to mention a godlike physique. Seriously, the man is more cut than a sliced apple. Hammer-stone, who's signed to indie federation Major League Wrestling, boasts heavy-duty biceps, eight-pack abs, and triceps that make Charles Atlas look like a weakling. He puts his muscles to use every week on the Major League Wrestling: FUSION television show, easily tossing opponents like lawn darts with suplexes, powerbombs, and the "Nightmare Pendulum," a swinging side-slam that's his finisher. When he's not bringing the pain (please Hammerstone, don't hurt 'em!), he's posting videos of his exhaustive workout routines on social media, including deadlifting more than 400 pounds. But Hammerstone isn't all brawn and no brains; the dude's got a sense of humor, too. During a match at Crescent Ballroom in 2015, he engaged in an impromptu drum-off against a masked luchador. It was just as hilarious as any of the God of Thunder's jokes in Thor: Ragnarok.