Happy Thanksgiving: What Are You Doing Here?

No really, we're happy you're here. We're actually eating turkey, tofurkey, or whatever the hell they're calling it ... and we're using a ton of the Thanksgiving tips our foodie sister blog, Chow Bella's been dishing out for the past week. We thought we'd dish out a surprise of our...

By Claire Lawton

November 22, 2012

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No really, we're happy you're here. We're actually eating turkey, tofurkey, or whatever the hell they're calling it ... and we're using a ton of the Thanksgiving tips our foodie sister blog, Chow Bella's been dishing out for the past week.

We thought we'd dish out a surprise of our own for our loyal readers who wanted to see something arts/culture-y today.

Consider the following a few Thanksgiving Day Easter eggs. Happy Thanksgiving (and seriously, stay away from the Turkey cake).

3. The bird that's way cuter than the one on your table:

2. Because it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without MasterBong, who made a turkey lung/bong for the occasion:

1. Turkey Dubstep. Seriously.

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