Rebecca Harrington at reputable Arcadia 'hood hole-in-the-wall sports dive, JT's Bar & Grill,
has the goods to fix a rather specific problem that may, or may not, be
associated with your football game woes.
Sports-loving weirdo or not,
this little number is known to turn your frown -- er, something -- in the
upright direction.
Name: Boner Prescription
Ingredients: Tuaca Vanilla Citrus Liqueur and pineapple juice
Flavor: A surge of masculine fruit flavors with a very BIG bite.
Cost: $6