Hey Fanboy, thanks for being honest -- you have an iPhone, you carry one condom -- and it happens to be ultra-skinny.
It's cool. Typically, you can put one or two of those (of the regular-size variety) in your wallet or something, but a super sleek slide-off case with a custom-colored (and printed!) condom is really going to do the trick after we get back from the Warped Tour.
Lucky for everyone, the JustInCase isn't available for purchase, yet. It's currently a design by Chris Holder, who evidently hopes to help all iBoys in need.
In the meantime, can you take your phone off of vibrate?
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