Do you like Alice in Chains but are bothered by Layne Stanley's deadness? Have we got a band for you! Grind, a Tempe-based Alice in Chains tribute band plays Joe's Grotto (32nd Street and Thunderbird) tonight. Astrocreep 2000 and Aces High (White Zombie and Iron Maiden, respectively) also play.
Warning: Do not attempt to kill the rooster. He will not perish.