On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas holding a press conference after his disbarment.
After sifting through all the responses -- as usual, some of them more politically correct than others -- we've narrowed it down to five finalists.
Only one person will win the pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, along with a firm handshake and/or high-five, and deciding that winner is up to you.
A) "my super suit failed me"
Never in a million years would I have guessed that this is what Arpiao meant when he said "I've got your back"
B) Dandy like Candy
I spent nearly a decade as President of the Joe Arpaio Fan Club and all I it got me was Disbarred.
okay...milk, eggs, cereal, bread...and what was that other item...Oh yes, the classifieds..
The Constitution doesn't matter when I'm fighting corruption.
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E) Tommy Collins
Thought bubble: "When I become President I am going to disbar the Supreme Court, the bastion of corruption....."
Cast your vote below: