Tempe officials released surveillance footage of Tuesday night's dam burst, and if you were expecting some awesome, apocalyptic wave overtaking the dry riverbed, don't get your hopes up -- the video sucks.
The quality of the video resembles that of the Paris Hilton sex tape, and the content is far less exciting.
All you see is a brief flash and then a whole-lotta-nothin'.
Check out the video after the jump.