At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we find some inmates in rare form. Enjoy.
Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal damage The Thinker, Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, 2014 10.)
Charges: More like hairhead, right, little Hitler?
Charges: Burglary, shoplifting Woo-hoo, Avondale.
Charges: Failure to appear Is this an advertisement for Skittles?
Charges: Marijuana transportation I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
Charges: Resisting arrest, threatening Tough year to be a D-backs fan.
Charges: Probation violation I'd like to think Crazy's tan-line came from wearing a jester's hat.
Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine, criminal trespassing Whatever that means, it sounds disgusting.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Probably sounds like Pavarotti.
Charges: Knowingly displaying a fictitious license plate, shoplifting, failure to appear, driving on a suspended license The 1986 Motor Trend Car of the Year.
Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession If you're a bad parent, tell your kids this is the Little Mermaid's dad.
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