Best Reader Caption for Jan Brewer Not Pointing Her Finger at Something?

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Governor Jan Brewer, in honor of her trip to Washington for SB 1070's day before the Supreme Court.After sifting through all the responses -- as usual, some of them more politically correct than others -- we've...

By Matthew Hendley

April 30, 2012

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On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Governor Jan Brewer, in honor of her trip to Washington for SB 1070's day before the Supreme Court.

After sifting through all the responses -- as usual, some of them more politically correct than others -- we've narrowed it down to five finalists.

Only one person will win the pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, along with a firm handshake and/or high-five, and deciding that winner is up to you.

A) Chris

It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.

B) FYI

I should have went a little easier on the Medical Marijuana guys. They are truly on to something here, a couple more hit's of the good shit and I will be ready to answer any question's they can throw at me!!! Well maybe not every question!!

Where are the Cheese Puff's? They mach my outfit!

C) Chruch Lady

Brewer's initial reaction when she saw the photo of Babeu in his underwear

D) Dynohmike

Look what you've done. I'm melting, I'm melting. Oh, what a world. What a world.

E) Trailer Park Jan

My constituents don't care if most parts of 1070 are rendered useless by the Supreme Court, they will re elect me for the way I have elevated Arizona in the worlds view and for my fine ass speaking skills!!

Cast your vote below:

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