At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we bring you only the classiest looks from jail. Just kidding.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia, disorderly conduct Honk if you're horny!
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, criminal trespassing Grok mad.
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Nickname: Doodle pad.
Charges: Kidnapping, burglary, armed robbery, theft of transportation Where love be livin' then?
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession for sale, dangerous-drug possession for sale, prescription drug possession for sale This is why you don't go searching for un-contacted tribes in the Amazon.
Charges: Assault Uh, your eyebrow got smudged.
Charges: Aggravated assault Jesus watchin', ya'll.
Charges: Disorderly conduct with a weapon, discharging a firearm within city limits Well, maybe he won't be winning Father of the Year this year.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license Even Weirder Al.
Charges: Dangerous-drug violation, failure to appear, failure to comply with a court order Oh really? ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
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